The wind blows a poster onto a freshly cut green
lawn. Corners of the poster rustle as the center become plastered to the ground,
wet from the spray of automatic sprinklers. “LIVE CO” are the only words
visible. The house behind the front lawn was white, the walls, doors, roof and
all; all except for the part of the house in the back that is always underneath
the shade so no sunlight ever reaches that small blind spot. The house belongs
to the person who just so happens to be napping under the sun in a hammock
between two large oak trees. The young wife of this man is supposedly out buying
grocery and doing the daily chores that women do, however, unbeknownst to the
man napping under the sun in a hammock between two large oak trees, the young
wife supposedly buying groceries and doing the daily chores is actually
snuggling up in bed with the mail delivery boy of age twenty. The sunny
afternoon lights up the hotel room through the open window. The sunlight rays
shines through the drapes onto two pairs of feet at the end of the hotel bed.
One pedicured foot knocks a pair of jeans off the lower-side corner of the king
sized bed. A couple moments later, a cell phone vibrates softly within the jeans
that were kicked off the lower side-corner of the king sized bed. The word
“GIRLFRIEND” flashed on and off in sync with the vibrating cell phone. The
girlfriend of the mail delivery boy of age twenty stomps her foot outside of the
movie theaters not two blocks from the hotel her boyfriend, who has
absentmindedly forgot about the date and is otherwise preoccupied, is currently
at. She looks to the left. Then right. Calls again. Stomps. The girlfriend
decides to wait across the street at a café, where she can sit and relieve her
feet of the high 3-inch heels she wears and from the consistent stomping done on
them. She steps out of the sidewalk and hears a screech then a line of honking
and cuss words flying at her from a car to her. The girlfriend, opposed at her
boyfriend’s lack of response, flips her hair back, lifts her chin up, brushes a
perfectly clean shoulder and continues walking towards the café. The woman in
the car screeches and honks, throwing a hand up to the back of the girlfriend
and then finally going on to her way to pick up her son of age eight from
volleyball practice. The son of age eight, whose mother screeched and honked at
a girl jaywalking to the café, sits silently on the curb outside of the school’s
gym. He takes out from his backpack, leftovers of his peanut butter and jelly
sandwich and fed pieces of it to the mice that slowly approached him from
underneath the curb drain. Other volleyball kids came out to see their classmate
petting the rodents and quickly runs back inside screaming and yelling. The
coach, already dressed to go celebrate her beloved second cousin’s wedding, of
which she was a bridesmaid, a very late one, goes out to see what the commotion
is about and was met with a wave of eight year-olds pulling on her new outfit
and yelling “rabies” and “rats.” The couple, whose wedding the volleyball coach
is suppose to be at, looks up at the clock tower as it chimes
Inside the top-most floor of a building somebody says a statement. There is disruption in the air, laughter. The receptionist of the office looks up tersely at the noise, shaking her head thinking and rolling her eyes then telling them to shush, as if they were kids she thinks in her head. However, after the volume of the laughter lowers it is not too soon before it rises back up again.
After another couple minutes a sharp clear ring of laughter broke out again in the office room. Soon sounds loud, bellyful chuckles and small timid giggles weaves in and out of each other as if they are the rhythm and beats of a song.
The receptionist soon becomes just as affected as the other office members. Her lips form the smallest of a grin, then a wider smile, and soon break out in a hearty laugh. Word somehow gets out, through whispers from one to another, in the next room, and then next and then next. The event travels down the elevator from the tippy-top of the office building where the statement propagated. Men and women walk out at different levels of the building from the elevator, sharing the humorous tale with their cubicle neighbors. Some of the office people who leave early, ventures out and the whispers and gossip spread outward from the building.
The effect seems to act similar to a ripple effect with the building at the dead center of it. Word travel fast by mouth, and even faster through the use of telephone and electronics. The comical news spread through the office building in minutes, the city in hours, the country by days and the world by weeks.
The
Other World
His eyes stays closed even as he feels his mind coming back from a deep dream. Joe rolls over in his bed, onto his back. He feels the sun’s glow, warming his pale arm that is placed in the direct view of the windowpane. Joe wiggles his fingers, sensing the awareness and feeling of movement return to him. He takes a very deep breath. In. Out. Joe is still unwilling to open his eyes. He feels the warmth of the bed sheets on his back. He also feels the warmth from his body facing the ceiling slowly seeps into the air. The chill wakens Joe a little more. He squints his eyes together in hope. Joe silently wills himself to go back, back to the world of leisure and richness of his fantasies. He attempts to go back into this peaceful slumber by remember the last thing he remembers. The feeling of a soft velvet dress on his left hand and a soft, fragile hand placed on his right. Velvet, velvet, velvet. He plays the scene over and over again. The music he heard slips from his mind slowly. His attempt is unsuccessful, the more he tries to grab it, the more it slips away leaving Joe in frustration. Joe rolls onto his stomach again, the same position he had awoken from. His head rubs against his pillow, as if it would cause him to fall back into the seduction of deep slumber. Nothing works. Joe grunts and sighs. His breath whooshed out harshly. He rolls himself on his back once again. Slowly, fighting through the bright light and crustation on his eyelashes, Joe opens his eyes to the real world.
Bargains
Teri was born in
In her late twenties, Teri immigrated to
Teri entered an American clothing store and saw a
dress that she absolutely adored. She looked at the price tag, 119.99 US
dollars. Another thing Teri learned was how much Americans loved the number 9;
there was always one present on a price tag. She took the dress confidently and
walked towards the register counter. Teri began her bargaining techniques with
the young man at the cash register. Material is bad, she exclaims in short
English phrases, not worth 120 dollars, will not last more than two wears, only
worth no more than 30 dollars. The boy stared at Teri. Never has the cash
register ever encountered such statements in his whole time as employee at the
clothing store. The boy cleared his throat and kindly told Teri once again that
the cost of the dress. He told her to look, and pointed to the green flashing
numbers at the top of the cash register. $131.09. Teri looked ghastly.
She ordered the young man to wait one minute. There is a mistake. Mistake,
mistake, mistake, she points at the boy. Why, she questions, price cost more
than said so on tag. Now, Teri told the boy, the dress now worth 20 dollars to
me. The young man told her it was the tax cost, 9.25%. Teri’s eyes are almost as
round as almonds at this point, and started to curse in a language
incomprehensible to the boy. The cash register employee, now a bit annoyed of
Teri’s attitude and bad English, retorted shortly that we couldn’t bargain
prices, take it or leave it. Teri
gave the young man an evil look and walked briskly out of the store. Later that
night, while in bed, Teri told her husband this story. Her husband laughed.
Welcome, he told her, to