Just About You Know Who

            by Sara Nazeer

 

      Everyone wants them. People love them. They are the light the shine the sun, the moon the stars and etc. Simply without them the world is incomplete. They are everywhere in your class room at home in school or maybe they are even sitting next to you. They are happy one minute and the next minute they are sad.

     They are called girls. There is different kind of girls in the world. Some are nice and some are not.

      Let me tell you one thing about some girls; they don’t like being compared to another girl. They just hate it so much. I don’t know about other girls but I sure do hate to be compared to another girl. People can compare me to a pretty girl, but not to someone I think that has an attitude or that I think is a pretty girl. Because I hate other girls who are pretty and have attitudes. Because they get all the attention and I don’t so that’s the story behind the scenes.

      When girls fight they fight like cats. Not just cats they fight like wild cats that have sharp claws. They scratch each other with their pretty polished nails, which obviously takes a long time to put on and paying tons of money. They pull each other’s hair like a dogs tail. I have seen girls pulling each other’s hair and don’t ask me how bad it is. It’s just bad; you might need a haircut when you get into a girl fight. Opps sorry you also need an ambulance to the emergency room for a makeover.     

     Jealousy is something all girls have; I don’t care if you girls don’t agree with me, but you know what truth hurts so face it. Even I am jealous of my own best friends so what else can you expect.

     They get jealous of each other even when they don’t know each other. I am jealous of this one girl who is pretty, but who cares if she is pretty. I don’t even know her name and the only time I see her is when I go to my government class. I hate it when she stares at me.  Sometimes I just want to go up to her and tell her “You are not as pretty as you might think you are so stop staring at me”.

       I know I would never go up to her and tell her what I just said, but I will do one thing and that is to ignore her as much as I can. Until that one day when my temper has reached the limit. Then there would be a catfight.

     I just hate it when she talks to that one guy I have a crush on. And I know all girls hate it when their enemy talks to their dream boy. So I hope you girls agree with me on that. And wouldn’t we hate that one girl who is always talking to our dream boy.

    Girls love to talk behind each other’s back. Its almost like it gives them energy and relaxation. So I think girls should do it often. It calms me down and I feel so much better. I actually think that there should be clubs, classes and after school programs where girls can go and talk about each other as much as they want. This way there will be a less percentage of girl fight, and new haircuts.

    Girls have different reasons to be fighting for sometimes its guys. I personally would never fight for a guy, but you know what sometimes the guys are worth it. So I will take a stab at it.

    A typical girl fight starts like this.

    “I heard you were talking behind my back” girl number one.

    “I don’t need to talk about you, you just ugly” girl number 2.

    “Oh she didn’t say that” bunch of other girls would shout out and then there the catfight would begin. It will go on and on from scratches to hair and then to the emergency room for a makeover.

     One thing that is good about girls is that they can talk for hours. They never stop. They love talking. I also love talking. It’s almost like a non-stop radio station. Girls love to talk on the phone they twist there hair while talking on the phone, they smile and a whole lot of stuff.  When two girls are talking on the phone it starts like this.

   “Hello” girl number 1.

    “You are not going to believe what happened in class today” girl number two.

    “What happened?” girl number one.

    “Today Adam said my name out loud in the class” girl number two.

    “Oh my god” girl number one.

   “Yeah” girl number two.

    “That’s so cute ahhhhhh” girl number one.

   “I know ahhhhh” girl number two.

   “Yeah so I think I like him” girl number one.

   “Ahhhhhh so cute” girl number two.

   “Yeah I know it is cute ahhhhhh” girl number one.

         And on and on it goes never to end with the word ‘AHHHHH”.

     Another thing girls like to do is shopping. This is the best part of a girl’s life well only because I think so I don’t know about other girls.

    A girl who goes shopping better be ready for a longest walk ever from one store to another.

     First shop I believe would be the make-up shop. Well for me that would be the first stop. I need make-up to hide the real me.

     Let me tell you guy’s one secret about girls which is that they use too much make-up. Well I use too much make and why shouldn’t I when its made for me.

     Make-up is a very good way of hiding a lot of stuff you don’t want others too see. You guys know that girls are a little shy and that’s why they use make-up. They hide what they don’t want you too see. So don’t be scared when you see a girl with bruises on her eyes, blood on her cheeks and lips. Don’t tell your mother that you saw a vampire or a ghost.

    If a girl likes something and she wants to buy it she will go like this.

    “Oh my god this is so cute” girl number one.

    “Yeah it is so cute” girl number two.

    “Look at the color its so cute” girl number one.

And on and on they will go talking about the word “cute”.

     That girl will go from one detail of that item to another pointing out every little detail about it until she actually buys and uses that item five or six times. Then she will buy something new when she gets tired of that one item. This is the way girls are.

     Girls are just so innocent; they don’t know what the weather is like around them. They wear mini skirts on cold days and don’t even complain of the coldness they feel poor girls. They will get sick, but never ever tell anyone that they are cold. Girls can deal with anything they want.

    Girls get happy on little stuff that doesn’t even matter to others. They are very emotional. They are most precious gift god created for everyone in this world.

    Girls girls girls I will never stop talking about them and you will be bored. So now I will take your leave and I would like to thank you for your time I hope you enjoyed my thinking about girls. I hope the statements I made in this piece didn’t offend anyone.