A Bongo in the Congo
by Owen Hillis

Deep in a jungle
far from you or me
is a clearing which holds
a single tree.
In the top of this tree
high up off the ground,
two little monkeys were
laying around.
These monkeys lived together
'cuz they were brothers,
and they always hung out
around each other.
The first monkey brother's
name was Rind,
all the animals liked him
'cuz he was kind.
The second little monkey
was not a cool dude,
his name was Peel
and he was really rude.
One morning a bird
came flying past.
“Do you have any seeds?”
the monkeys were asked.
Peel looked up
from his leafy nest
and yelled “No! They're mine,
'cuz they're the best!”
The bird was angry
and about to go
when Rind swung over
saying “Hey, you know...

“I don't have seeds
but I have two pears,
and if you're hungry for something
I'd be happy to share!”
The bird was thrilled,
and he took a bite,
“Hey kid,” the bird said.
“You're alright!”
The bird ate a pear
and Rind ate the second
they were sweeter than
either of them had reckoned.
The bird gave a chirp
and flew back to the sky
as Peel started laughing,
quite surprised.
Peel just said “Man,
you sure are dumb!
Don't you know two pears
are more than one?
If you'd kept your mouth shut
you'd have had a treat.
Now you only have half
as much to eat.”
But Rind just smiled
and ate his pear
as Peel went back to
grooming his hair.
Well it wasn't much
longer after that
until another visitor
stopped for a chat.

Peel was eating
bugs from his hair
when a jaguar way down
below met his glare.
"I'm sorry to bother you,
my good sir,
but I noticed you up there
fixing your fur.
I've got a thorn in my paw
and I can't pull it free!
Can you please help me out?"
he asked desperately
Peel acted busy,
like he had a plan.
"Nope, I'm busy.
So get lost! Scram!"
The jaguar turned
with a tear in his eye
just as Rind was dropping
in from the sky.
"Come here," Rind said.
"And let me see,
we've got nimble fingers
so I can pull it free."
With a tug of the wrist
and a short little yelp
the thorn was gone.
"Wow! Thanks for the help!"
The jaguar grinned and ran
back to the ferns.
Peel pointed at Rind
"Boy, you just don't learn!
"You have to be more
careful what you do,
Jaguars get hungry,
you were on the menu!"
"Peel," Rind said.
"He needed our care."
"He'd have eaten you first!"
"You're not being fair."
The monkeys argued
for a little while
until a lizard below
interrupted with a smile:
"Hello up there!
I'm building a house.
Are there any leaves
you want to throw out?"
This time Peel had
had enough
"No, but here's some
other stupid stuff!"
Peel started throwing
sticks and twigs
'till Rind told him,
among other things,
"Alright Peel, you
need to cool down.
Go sit in your nest,"
He said with a frown.
"I'll see what our freind
needs help about,
but be by yourself,
'cuz you need to chill out."
Peel stormed off,
but he threw a rock
into the forest
scaring a bird flock
Unfortunately
for the monkeys and us
the rock collided
with a rhinocerous!
The rhino ROARED
and charged at the tree.
Causing both monkeys
and the lizard to flee.
Peel and Rind jumped
over a hedge
but then stopped quickly
at a giant cliff's edge!
"Oh no!" Peel cried.
"We're gonna die!"
But just then the bird
came flying by.
"Well hey there, Rind.
You need a lift?
I haven't repayed you
for your tasty gift!"
"Yes please!" Rind said
"But my brother has to come."
"Okay," said the bird.
"But I think he's dumb."
The two scared monkeys
climbed on the bird's back
as the rhino charged forward,
ready to attack.
The bird dropped them off
and they turned around
as the rhino leapt way up
off the ground.
The monkeys started running
as the rhino jumped
and landed right behind them
with a massive WHUMP!
They ran for a while
till they came to a stop
because they saw the
jaguar perched atop:
a low hanging branch
looking in dismay.
"Jaguar!" Rind called.
"Make this rhino go away!"
"Well I don't see how,
but listen here.
Climb on my back,
you've got nothing to fear!
"Before you do though,
let me just say,
that I wouldn't mind the
rhino snatching Peel away."
The two hopped on
and rode without a peep
'til the kitty got tired
and needed to sleep.
They couldn't see the rhino,
but they knew it was behind
'cuz the rumble of it's feet
was heard by Peel and Rind.
They looked all around,
unsure of what to do
when suddenly they spotted
a lizard they knew.
It turns out that the lizard
had built a big fort
out of sticks and leaves
and others items of the sort.
Peel called up and
pleaded with the guy
"Hey! Let us in!
We're gonna die!"
The lizard looked down
and said "Well, hi there.
Was it you who hit that rhino?
It gave me quite a scare!"
"Yes," said Rind.
"It was he."
"Hm," said the lizard
"Now you want help from me?
"If I recall, you
wouldn't give me leaves
to build my house,
so first say 'please'."
"Please!" said Peel.
"Won't you let us in?"
"Now say you're sorry,
or that rhino will win."
Peel made a face,
but he tried his best
"Alright! I'm sorry!"
he finally confessed.
"Alright!" Said the lizard
and he let them inside
just before the rhino
would have gotten their hides.
"Well" said Rind,
"I hope you learned
to be nice once in a while"
As Peel's stomach churned.
"You're right," said Peel.
"And I have to say:
I'll be a lot nicer
starting today."
So this is where our
monkey story ends.
It never hurts
to make a few friends.
