Perfect Blood
    1. To Cure the Killer
    I wouldn’t say that I truly enjoy my job. People tell me that I’m good at my job, a genius even, but I don't really need them. Any other detective is perfectly capable of the same degree of success, the problem is that they never think with the right parts of their brains. Catching a killer requires some thinking outside the realm of sanity.
    I guess that you could say that I “solve” cases. Solve is a funny word and it is quite similar to the high class medical term “cure.” Doctors hate it because it can be incredibly specific which leaves out all other factors, potential career suicide for medical practitioners. Suppose that a patient is admitted with complaints of frequent headaches. The doctor examines the patient, realizes it’s serious and schedules surgery. A week later the patient is on his feet feeling better than ever. A layman would call this cured, but what if said patient was also a chronic anorexic and told the doctor nothing of this. Is the patient still cured or is he or she still on the freeway to recovery, stalled in the breakdown lane?
    Ask a cop what it means to solve a case and you’ll get the same answer every time; “Catch the perp.” It makes sense that catching the perp is the primary goal. After that, it’s the business of the court system to convict the perp, sometimes with one of us making an appearance but not much more. We have paid people for that anyway. We only function on a few thin levels on the crime hierarchy. Usually at street level but we can only work where we have legal jurisdiction. Anything else is folly.
    My point being that --  
    The phone rang, cutting me off mid sentence. My train of thought careened of the tracks and smashed itself to pieces in a horrible wreck. Obviously sabotage. I strongly considered unplugging the phone and going back to work on my memoir as I was before I was so rudely interrupted.
    I reached down behind my desk and fumbled with the cord. It came out of the wall socket with a plastic sounding snap and cut the phone mid ring. How do you like that? I though to myself, swiveling in my chair back to face the screen. I started to type, trying to regain my lost momentum.
    My point being that although I may be considered one of the top detectives of my generation, my abilities are severely limited by our justice system.
    Another phone rang. Goddamn it. Can’t I have a life of my own? The phone continued to ring. Guess not. I should have left my cell phone off. I guess this is the price for that. I hate cell phones anyway.
    I flipped the phone open in the same way you might slam a door, with disgust. I searched for the talk button. Partly because I don’t use my phone much and partly for the fact that if I wasted enough time, the caller would give up and go bother someone who cares. Wasting time isn’t my strong suit though and I can only justify wasting about 1.5 seconds with the talk button routine.
    “Hello?” I said attempting to hide my annoyance and failing miserably.
    “Wayne, its Lieutenant...”
    “Oh, it’s just you.” I cut him off just like his first call. Score two for me, punk. “Are you aware of the time and day it is?”
    “Well it’s Sunday and about 11:30...”
    “Exactly!” I sliced his sentence in half “It’s SUNDAY. A day on which I don’t usually work like many others of my kind.”
    “The fuck? You Catholic?”
    “No, I was referring to average tax paying Americans, you idiot.”
    “Well nevermind that, Wayne. We got a guy dead under mysterious circumstances so get down to the park on Harvard.” The Lieutenant seemed to think that I was interested in any case involving “mysterious circumstances”. Unfortunately, he was right, but I wasn’t about to let him know.
    “Must I?”
    “You got your mom visiting or something?”
    “No but...”
    “Then get your ass down here pronto.” He terminated the call with a rude click. At least, it sounded rude.
    Great way to spend a Sunday; on a case, but there was the overtime pay for work done off my scheduled days. I threw on my coat and stepped out of my house, plucking the keys of my desk.
    It was a nice day. Sunny, but not too hot. The kind of day that makes you think, “How could someone die on a day like this?” Well, delusions aside, I knew of at least one death today.
    It was only a short drive to the park. I rarely walked there, opting to spend most of my time indoors winding up with what is commonly known as an “internet tan”. The park can be easily seen from a couple blocks away because of the large oak trees and hedges which border it. That day, the green of the trees outlined the red and blue lights from many police cars.
    I parked across the street and crossed to the park. I was immediately confronted by two officers who stood in front of the bright yellow tape which was stretched across the entrance to the park between the fence posts. One stood back a few steps with his hand on his holster. Just in case I was the killer trying to come back and admire my handiwork. I just flipped out my badge and asked where the Lieutenant was.
    “On the hill by the fountain. Can’t miss it,” the first cop said while the second lifted the police tape up with his hand. The inside of the park was well shaded around the edges. I had to take a few steps before I felt the sun on my back. The park was oddly quiet for a sunny afternoon. Crowd control had done well in making everyone without a badge scarce. It doesn’t seem to matter how brutal the scene is, there will always be people trying to get a good look. We just seem to be drawn to suffering.
    I walked up to the hill, causing the figures on it to raise their heads in my direction. One head possessed a tangle of shiny black hair. “Ah, Lieutenant! There you are.”
    The Lieutenant motioned me over, wordlessly. “OK,” I said “what exactly...” I stopped short and just stared. There was a body on the hill, which I was expecting. The body’s neck seemed to be coated in a bright red ring. The rest of the body was white as snow. I suppressed a smile as I remembered the full title of the fairy tale. Snow White, Blood Red.
    I stepped closer and caught a whiff of something strong and rotten. Blood. I bent down, holding my breath and examined the neck. Definitely blood, and quite fresh from the color of it. I looked up at the Lieutenant and the others, two officers and someone else wearing a white lab coat, like he had just been yanked out of the ER. The two officers seemed to be trying to avoid looking at the body as much a possible. The white clad man, however, was on his knees with his face practically buried in the corpse as he turned over bits of clothes or lifted the limbs to look underneath.
    I took a step closer and bent over the body so that I was in the same position as the lab rat, as I liked to call them. I pulled out my detectives kit which consisted of a flashlight and a pen. I was leaned in closer, trying to observe an odd stain which spread from the back of the body near the base of it’s shirt. I lifted up the hem of the shirt and noticed a bruise with red dot in the center. Before I could look closer the Lieutenant called us over to him. I looked up to see him motioning the four of us away. The officers relaxed noticeably as they stepped away.
    “Hey,” I said “Who’s that guy?” I motioned to the guy in the lab coat.
    “Lab technician. Pulled him outta his morning shift. Needed an expert.” the Lieutenant said. The lab guy came over. “Tell Wayne here what you got.”
    The lab guy adjusted his glasses. “Multiple bite marks on the neck and they were definitely done by human teeth. Cause of death is unknown. I’d guess blood loss but he would have had to be unconscious. Trying to drain a body from a bite size would is like draining a pool with a straw. I’ll need to do some lab work before I can be sure of anything, though.”
    A cell phone rang. The Lieutenant shoved his hand into his pocket and pulled out a phone. He snapped it open without even saying hello. A few seconds later, he hung up and put the phone away. “All right, good news. We caught the killer.”
    “What? Just like that? How can you be sure?” I was a bit disappointed. Must be a clumsy amateur, I thought.
    “Well they found a woman hiding in an alleyway with what appeared to be blood in her teeth and on her clothes.”
    “What the hell is this? Hannibal?”
    “Just shut it for two seconds, Wayne. We’re going to pay Miss Murder a visit.”
    I didn’t try to argue my way out of it for two reasons. First, I actually had a genuine interest in the case, which was surprising, even to me. Second, I was running out of things to put in my memoir. It lacked real life examples and this one had an interesting air about it. Me, the Lieutenant and the lab technician piled into the cruiser and were off with lights blazing.
    It’s a ten minute drive to the precinct, three with the siren on. It wasn’t the first time I rode in a police cruiser but it was only the second time that I rode one willfully. The other two times are smears on my history that I prefer not to talk about, thank you very much.
    The LT parked the car in his personal space and we strode up to the door. When I stepped in I was surprised to find myself saluted by two officers. I was about to return the gesture when I realized that they were addressing the Lieutenant. “How’s it going, man?” I said to the first officer as the Lieutenant stormed past us, intent on seeing the vampire lady first.
    “Don’t talk to me, Wayne. Just take these and shut up.” he said as he turned back to his desk to produce two files in manila folders: The profiles of the killer and victim.
    “Sheeeeesh.” I followed the Lieutenant to the interrogation rooms with the lab tech in tow. All three of us stopped and starred through a window at a solitary figure sitting in a chair illuminated only by a single overhead light. I flipped open the first file, the one of the suspected killer, and perused its contents.
    “All right, Wayne. Get in there.” the Lieutenant said as he turned to me.
    “What? You mean me?” I said, looking up from the folders contents. I had gotten all the way to blood type which is about the third line. I switched to the second file and read the personal information. I noticed an interesting similarity and thought hard about it for a few seconds to make sure I did not forget.
    As if on cue, the lab guy, whose name seemed to be Coal, spoke up. “I just observe from behind the glass, sir. Up close and personal isn’t really my style.” The Lieutenant ignored him. All of this, he already knew.
    I flipped back and forth between the two files several times. The Lieutenant started to get impatient. I wasn’t quite sure why. He seem quite intent on seeing the killer first. Maybe he was squeamish or something.
    “Fine,” I said, and stepped toward the door. He opened it for me and I found myself face to face with a killer’s glare. I sat down in the cold metal chair and looked her over. She wasn’t very cheerful looking as you may have guessed. The way she stared at me didn’t give the impression that she was undressing me with her eyes. More like she was wondering how my neck tasted. That fact that she was cuffed to the table didn’t give me much comfort.
    “Let me guess. You’re a vampire and you need fresh blood every now and then or you shrivel up and this guy was just right in front of you and looking ever-so tasty, right?”
    She didn’t answer. Either she though I was crazy or I was dead on. She took her free arm and put in below her shoulder, rubbing the area as if it was sore. “Something wrong with your arm?” I asked. She didn’t say anything but she looked at the table, avoiding my eyes. “Let me take a look.” I stood up and reached across the table.
    “Don’t touch me!” she screamed and pulled back but the cuffs kept her from moving more than a foot. She clenched her arm and I saw a red dot on the sleeve. She must have had sharp nails. I looked her in her face. I looked at those rosy cheeks. Not the color you would expect to see on a heartless killer. She seemed to have a glow about her skin. Like she had just had a transfusion. I remembered something I had read in the files which were handed to me. How badly did she really need that blood? “You needed the blood didn’t you? But you weren’t thirsty, right?” Her face changed slightly, her cheeks unclenched slightly and her eyes widened in the slightest.
    I walked over the the one-way glass and tapped on it. The door swung open and I stepped out, closing it behind me.
    “Could I use a computer for a moment?” I asked the Lieutenant. All I got was a glare from the Lieutenant but after seeing that I was serious, he pointed to an empty desk nearby with a monitor on it.
    “It’ll only take a sec.” I said as I walked away. I fired up the web browser and put in a search. I was answered by several medical web sites. Perfect. A minute later I was back at the window with the other two.
    “Lieutenant, did your men search the alleyway where they found this girl?”
    “Not sure. If they did, I wasn’t informed. Why?”
    “Cause I’m sure that there is something there that will convict this chick.”
    “You think she took a souvenir?”
    “No, she’s diffidently not crazy. Just under medical duress. Look at her. She looks like she just had a blood transfusion. Rosy cheeks and red lips. It’s not makeup either.”
    “So what are you getting at?”
    “Order the search and then I’ll tell you.” The Lieutenant whipped out his radio to order a CS unit to the alley. He put the radio back on his belt.
    “OK. So, now what?” he asked.
    I handed him both front pages from the files. “Look at the blood type. TcA-. That's a very rare blood type. I checked online and there are no donors for that blood type anywhere in the world. She’s not a vampire, she just needed a transfusion. Badly, I might add. The vampire bit was probably just to throw the police. So that we would look into cult leads.”
    “What do you expect to find it that alley?”
    “Blood of course. And I think that you may find something interesting when you examine the body more closely, Mr. Coal.” I turned to address the lab tech. “You didn’t notice it, but there were puncture wounds on the victim.” I turned back to the Lieutenant. “Can I go home now?”
    The Lieutenant looked at me, stunned. He thought for a second, piecing the bits together for himself. His eyes flashed to the file and then to the woman in the next room. He stepped inside, shutting the door behind him. He bent towards her and spoke into her ear. She straightened up and I could see her shudder. Then, she threw her face into her hands. The Lieutenant walked out of the room and I heard sobbing behind him.
    “Yes, you may go.”

    2. Blood Will Tell
    Not all criminals are evil. There are some who are driven to do horrible things. Not too long ago, on a sunny afternoon, I met someone who could have been Dracula’s sister, but all she wanted was what no one could give her and ended up killing the only one who could for it. It started with me just trying to write my memoir and it ended in the same way.